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IMPORTANT: ASKING QUESTIONS IS FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE FAVOURITED MY DEVIATIONS OR JOURNALS ONLY

New idea - instead of giving away loony horoscopes for each fav, a friendly djinn lady will answer any question truthfully.
Ought to be fun. After nearly three hundred horoscopes, I'm in dire need of a change of pace.
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:icontenebraeettristitiam:
Oh Mighty Djinn, as a mere,selfless mortal I ask that rather than question thee for once what would you ask of us mere mortals, were you to be of mind?
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:iconmalintra-shadowmoon:
Malintra-Shadowmoon Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, my dear Djinn, I have just a humble and foolish question:
What is when the chimney-sweeper falls into the snow?
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner 4 days ago
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

IT SOUNDS RUSSIAN. IS IT RUSSIAN? www.prazni-portal.com/wp-conte…
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:iconmalintra-shadowmoon:
Malintra-Shadowmoon Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Sounds to be a Russian winter.
Yes, it looks Russian.
Thank you, dear Djinny :hug:
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner 2 days ago
HAVE A NICE DAY NOW, WELL-BEHAVED MORTAL
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:iconmalintra-shadowmoon:
Malintra-Shadowmoon Featured By Owner 10 hours ago  Hobbyist General Artist
You as well, dear Djinny :heart:
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:iconanarchytwisted500:
AnarchyTwisted500 Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Of mighty Djinn why are mortals so foolish?????
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner 4 days ago
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

GENES. ALL THE WAY IN THE BEGINNING, TWO FOOLS FOOLISHLY HAD SEX, AND SO THEIR OFFSPRING DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE.

EITHER THAT, OR THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE WATER. FISH, I HEAR.
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AnarchyTwisted500 Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Two fools sounds familiar.....oh ya those two in that little zoo (Garden) that little brat god created for the mortals hahaha it was fun watching his kid slither through and mess with it lol!!
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner 3 days ago
KIDS, AMMIRITE? THEY DO THE DARNEST THINGS
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:iconanarchytwisted500:
AnarchyTwisted500 Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
True that true that glad I was adopted that almighty family is a little messed up on cosmic proportions!!
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:iconshehrozeameen:
shehrozeameen Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Oh glorious Djinn, far and wide have I travelled, a humble pilgrim, to thee, and thine abode. This humble servant seeks your guidance upon this grave matter of the utmost importance, and requires your significant understanding of the cosmos and the unknown to answer:

my adorable cat, hereby referred to as Maharaj Garfield (yes, his actual name) keeps on eating the wires in the house. Pray thee I wonder, what would be the best way to control this abhorrent, teenager driven act of rebellion?
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner 4 days ago
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

YO, 'SUP

HAVE YOU TRIED INTRODUCING HIS HIGHNESS TO SPAGHETTI? IT MIGHT BRIDGE THE GAP BETWEEN GNAWING WIRES AND EATING ACTUAL FOOD.
POSSIBLE KNOWN SIDE-EFFECTS: SPEAKING ITALIAN. ALMOST HARMLESS, I ASSURE YOU.
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shehrozeameen Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
(laughs) that would be so funny.

And kind of sad. He's then going to start introducing other unacceptable pussies to my mother, and be completely Marlon Brando about it.

Also, spaghetti is delish. Excellent idea. Thanks Djinn!
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner 4 days ago
A MARLON BRANDO ABOUT IT WOULD BE GOOD - SOMETHING HAPPENED TO THE PREVIOUS MARLON BRANDO AND WE COULD USE A NEW ONE.

BEST OF LUCK WITH IT, MORTAL!
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:iconshehrozeameen:
shehrozeameen Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
I will succeed.
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:iconjcallumb:
JCallumB Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
Whats the weather like where you are?
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner 5 days ago
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

RAINBOW-Y! ... BUT ONLY WHEN I WATER MY GARDEN.
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:iconsirinkman:
SirInkman Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2017  Professional
Have you ever seen insanity where you later saw creativity? :-? (Confused)  O_o  
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2017
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

DUDE, I HAVE THE TEXTBOOK CASE RIGHT HERE: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_…
YOU MAY KNOW HIM FROM THE MOVIE MADE ABOUT HIM, 'BRONSON'.
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:iconsirinkman:
SirInkman Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2017  Professional
That is a strange tale indeed. As is the one of Robert Maudsley.
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2017
MEN ON THE FRINGE MAKE FOR STRANGE TALES, FOR SURE
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:icontrolls-the-trollslv9:
Trolls-the-TrollsLv9 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Y do U Question?
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2017
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

COMMUNITY SERVICE. I PARKED MY VEHICLE SOMEPLACE THE COPS DIDN'T LIKE. AND WITH VEHICLE I MEAN MONSTER TRUCK, AND WITH SOMEPLACE I MEAN ON THEIR PATROL CAR
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:icontrolls-the-trollslv9:
Trolls-the-TrollsLv9 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
O.o dats messed up!!!!
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2017
WELL THEIRS WAS
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:icontrolls-the-trollslv9:
Trolls-the-TrollsLv9 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
As a Djinn u have to much time on your time on your hands!!
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2017
SIDE EFFECT OF BEING IMMORTAL, I GUESS.
ARE YOU GOING TO ASK ME TWO MORE QUESTIONS?
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:icontrolls-the-trollslv9:
Trolls-the-TrollsLv9 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
I try not to pry in to other conversation but what's this about a certain dragon being adopted in to the family of the all mighty god?
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2017
PROBABLY? PORKIES.
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:iconc1nderellaman:
C1nderellaMan Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Oh keeper of ancient wisdom, where is my other sock?
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2017
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

SOUNDS LIKE EITHER WASHING MACHINE FAIRIES OR ALTERNATE UNIVERSE YOU HAVING INVENTED A SOCK-PRODUCING MACHINE
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:iconkiwi-damnation:
kiwi-damnation Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2017   Writer
Oh incredible and all-powerful Djinn, do you think we'll ever have world peace?
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2017
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

ALAS, WE LIVE IN A DOG-EAT-DOG WORLD THAT ONLY CANNIBALS ARE HONEST ABOUT. BARRING ASTEROID IMPACT, THAT'S JUST SOMETHING WE'LL HAVE TO LIVE WITH.
IT'S A GOOD THING WE'VE GOT GANDALF, THOUGH: s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/7…
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kiwi-damnation Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2017   Writer
Hahaha thanks Djinn.
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2017
DON'T MENTION IT. THANK YOU FOR VISITING
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
O Djinn, how many wishes can I have?
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2017
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

ZERO, BECAUSE WHILE YOU FAVOURITED A CERTAIN JOURNAL, THAT THERE COUNTS AS A QUESTION.
AH, THE JOYS OF MATH. CATCH YOU ABOUT, MORTAL!
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
O: O: O:
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner 4 days ago
DJINN: 1, MORTAL: 0
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:iconbeccajs:
BeccaJS Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2017   Writer
Oh great and wonderful Djinn, what would you suggest is the ultimate flavour of cheesecake out there? Is it the classic New York style or something more fancy?
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2017
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

PINEAPPLE. I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING. 'FANCY' DOESN'T ENTER THE EQUASION, EITHER: IT'S CHEESECAKE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EAT IT IN FRONT OF THE TELLY, NOT WEAR IT TO A RED CARPET EVENT.

NOW GO FORTH AND EAT AS MUCH OF IT AS YOU CAN
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:iconbeccajs:
BeccaJS Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2017   Writer
ALAS I AM ALLERGIC TO PINEAPPLE!
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2017
OH HORROR. I AM SO SORRY! WHEN WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO COME OVER AN EUTHANISE YOU?
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:iconhugqueen:
HugQueen Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2017   Writer
Djinn, I want to turn the tables and have YOU ask me a question. :eyes:
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2017
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps).

ALRIGHT: WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH MORTALS AND THOSE DAMN WOODCHUCKS? IT'S DRIVING ME ABSOLUTELY BARMY
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:iconlifeofsherman:
LifeOfSherman Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2017  Student Writer
Oh dearest most gracious god Djinn...
What is the secret to finding true love?
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:iconbattlefairies:
BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2017
(Warning: the Djinn speaks in caps)

SERIOUSLY? GIVING IT A CHANCE, ACTUALLY.
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:iconlifeofsherman:
LifeOfSherman Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2017  Student Writer
S...senpai...
*insert mind blown gif here*
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