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Hulda's skewer with the sausages had fallen into her little campfire, and she didn't think she had any left.
Only a day after she'd departed on her quest, rain and cold had her reconsider whether rushing out the door in fear of ink-stained Meldrys' reaction like that had been a good idea. She was short a pair of extra socks, her gloves were two left ones and with the sausages gone, all she had left now was dry crackers.
She didn't even like crackers all that much.

She hadn't seen Fundinn that day yet, either. The familiar probably sensed Hulda's bad mood and wisely kept his distance. Or perhaps he knew about the spoiled sausages – while technically a carrion bird himself, Fundinn had a deep-rooted fear of getting eaten. Instinctively, Hulda knew him to be close, however.

Falling pine-needles and angry squawking overhead confirmed this for her. It would appear that Fundinn had gotten himself in a scrap – not wanting to share his perch with a squirrel or woodpecker again, perhaps. The raven's angry squabbling intensified, and soon was followed by him and the object of his dismay plummeting through the canopy and into the campfire, scattering hot cinders and burnt sausages as the fighting continued. Hulda hurried to swat the fire out with her rain-cape and separate the two creatures – to her surprise, the one Fundinn was currently exhausting his entire lexicon of foul names on was no stranger to her.

-”I know you,” she said as she held the tiny red fiend up by a leathery wing, “your master Orgolorth gave you to me. Where is he? Or did you come here all by yourself?”

-”My means of reaching you are classified information!” the imp warned, trying to strike an intimidating figure even while dangling nearly upside-down like he did. It bothered Hulda that she couldn't quite recall his name.

-”I pound him plying around; the inpernal piend has probably been pollowing you since you lept the city! He's a spy!” Fundinn piped in. He looked only slightly singed, with no lasting damage done. If anything, the bird looked miffed about being swatted at with a cape.

-”Your unintelligible bird has it all wrong – I've been sent to stay near in case you require my services! Or Master Orgolorth's, of course. His vast power has innumerable applications, and I'm here to bring those to your attention, should need for them arise,” the imp explained.

-”Pipple – you were spying, little deppil!” Fundinn fussed with an angry clapping of his black beak, and readied himself to jump the imp. Hulda jerked her captive away just in time.

-”What did he call me?” the tiny fiend yelled, shaking little fists at the raven.

-”Fundinn has a speech impediment,” Hulda explained, while the familiar alighted on her shoulder.

-”Epper seen a bird with lips?” he snapped.

The imp, not without effort, had grabbed Hulda's wrist, and she let him climb onto her hand.

-”I'm calling you Pooky,” she declared.

The imp stared.

-”I beg you pardon?”

On Hulda's shoulder, Fundinn ruffled his feathers.

-”The piend is hard op hearing – deap as a post, ip he can't understand neither Hulda nor distinguished ol' me,” he said with no small amount of satisfaction. He scooted closer, onto Hulda's forearm. “Pooky, huh? Pardon me beporehand, ip I mispronounce that as Poopy, in a moment of distraction.”

The imp looked lost; staring slack-jawed at Hulda and Fundinn alternately.

-”Your other name was way too complicated,” Hulda assured the wretch.

The imp's expression tightened.

-”What's wrong with Peio'xabi'farr?!” he exclaimed.

In answer, Fundinn threw his head back and clappered loudly.

-”Propoundly ludicrous...!” he chortled. “Pundinn on the other hand – now there's a name with noble bearing...”

-”Pudding?” the imp echoed, raising the scaly ridges that served him as eyebrows.

Fundinn's expression fell.

-”Please guys, don't fight,” Hulda implored.

Both critters' heads turned at once.

-”He started it!”

The fact that both had said the same thing at the same time, apparently, was reason enough for the two to pick up where they had left and start pecking and biting at one another anew.

With a sigh, Hulda cast a spell of Dismissal to return the imp to his infernal home. Fundinn, on the other hand, kept jumping around and shouting profanities.

-”Off with you!” Hulda shooed him away. “Go traumatise an owl or so – I need to get the fire going again...!”

The raven was none too happy to be sent away, but knew better than to test her. When he picked his way through the forest's canopy, sending more needles down than strictly needed as he flew from bough to bough, Hulda called after him:

“And you better find yourself something to eat, too – we're out of sausages!”

-”Well, puck,” she heard the bird mutter, before he flew off into the evening sky.
(Alternative title: 'Quoth the Raven, 'NEPPERMORE'')
...Many thanks to Sushi-Troll for coming up with the original title!

Did you know Hulda has a familiar?
I DIDN'T! But, here he is and he's already found his way into our hearts.

This is the second instalment of the collaboration :iconsushi-troll: and myself are currently seeking treatment for. Clutching our sides and rolling over the floor with laughter tends to damage your normal-muscles, you see.

The careful observer may have noticed by now that we're taking a really frivolic, light-hearted course with this story. And that's true!

At least, until we start killing everyone, of course.

For Chapter 1, go here: fav.me/d7dskk8
The story continues!
Chapter 3: fav.me/d7frrlp
Chapter 4: fav.me/d7ft046
Chapter 5: fav.me/d7gbms4
Chapter 6: fav.me/d7guo6m
Chapter 7: fav.me/d7hhu5t
Chapter 8: fav.me/d7i3w9z
Chapter 9: fav.me/d7j36gq
Chapter 10: fav.me/d7jin91
Chapter 11: fav.me/d7mql5a
Chapter 12: fav.me/d7sioax

Preview art by myself.

Disclaimer: Hulda Swanmantle and Pooky belong to Sushi-Troll; Forgotten Realms belongs to Wizards of the Coast
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Y-O-D-H Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Great read!
I love it.
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014
Thank you very much! You know how I always appreciate your opinion, hehe - I'm dying to hear what your thoughts will be on things to come...!
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Jorik-Spiritwolves Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014  Hobbyist
hahaha XD this is truly awesome
Love the speech impediment and the personality of the raven
it's really fun to read so far and you guys working together really is a great duo! :D
Love the sentences "Go traumatise an owl" and "well, puck" Way more than I should XP

Hope you can find a good doctor for your muscles btw
Don't break a rib ^^"
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014
I need some of Batsy's massages...

Thanks for reading! We try to keep chapter short and neat.
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Jorik-Spiritwolves Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Hobbyist
my pleasure ^^
It's a ton of fun to read this!

And yes, Batsy should massage you and Ina for this piece of art :D
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014
Hmm - can I tell her you said that?
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Jorik-Spiritwolves Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Hobbyist
ofcourse you can ;D
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Sushi-Troll Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:icondummydanceplz:

:iconrollingplz:

Hulda always makes me giggle. :iconmegustaplz: Now she's got two more to add to the funsies. :D
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BATTLEFAIRIES Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014
Yeah but I keep trying to think of ways to get rid of one of 'm!
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Sushi-Troll Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
One's already in Hell now, after this chapter. :D
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